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What girls say:I'm fine
What girls mean:I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst


dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89, via fake-mermaid)



merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via pizza)